Q. When your daughter sits down at her "restaurant" and orders "beer please", do you serve her?
A. As long as she has imaginary fake ID, she can have as much imaginary beer as she wants. I mean, she did say please after all.
Q. What are the alternate words to the second verse of 'Amazing Grace'?
A. Turns out that she wasn't making up her own language at all. She was saying "Oh crap... Oh crap... Fuck... Oh crap." Kind of in rhythm. Not so much in tune.
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Oh dear, and here I was worrying I might be a bad influence on your daughter. Now I have no such qualms. Packing as we speak! See you soon :)
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